Question 1

Does it actually look like him?

Accepted Answer

That's the whole point. His face and his age stay recognizable — everything around him gets ridiculous. If people can't tell it's him, the joke doesn't work.

Question 2

What kind of photo works best?

Accepted Answer

One person, face clearly visible, looking toward the camera, decent light, no sunglasses. A normal photo from your phone is perfect.

Question 3

Do I have to choose the outfits and scenes?

Accepted Answer

No. You give us his first name and one photo. We handle all twelve months. That's the deal.

Question 4

Can I see it before I buy?

Accepted Answer

Yes. September — the firefighter — is free. If that one doesn't make you laugh, don't buy the calendar.

Question 5

Is it rude?

Accepted Answer

It's playful, not crude. Think small-town charity calendar, not anything you'd hide from your mother.

Question 6

Do I get to approve all twelve images?

Accepted Answer

You see September free before you pay. After that we make the cover and the other eleven months, and we review every single image ourselves before it goes to print — anything that misses the mark gets regenerated. If something's still wrong when it lands, tell us and we'll fix it.

Question 7

When will it arrive?

Accepted Answer

It's made to order in the USA: the images are created, reviewed, then printed and shipped flat. If we're ever running late we email you with a new date and you can cancel for a full refund — we won't leave you guessing.

Question 8

What size is it, and what's in the box?

Accepted Answer

A Ledger 11x17 inch portrait wall calendar, wire bound with a hook at the top, 14 printed pages. It ships flat and protected, never rolled, and your digital copies come by email so you can share them.

Question 9

What if it arrives damaged or wrong?

Accepted Answer

Email contact@hellofaman.com with your order number and a photo and we'll reprint it or refund you. If it never arrives at all, we don't need a photo — we'll just take care of it.

Question 10

What happens to his photo?

Accepted Answer

It's used to make his calendar and nothing else. It's never used in our advertising unless you specifically say yes, and you can ask us to delete it once your order is done.

Everything you're wondering.

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