Terms & conditions

Hell of a Man (hellofaman.com) sells personalized printed calendars made from a photograph you supply. You can reach us any time at contact@hellofaman.com.

Consumer protection in the United States comes from a mix of federal rules and the laws of each state, and some of those rights cannot be waived. Nothing on this page is intended to remove any right or remedy that applies to your purchase and cannot lawfully be excluded.

A personalized 2027 wall calendar: one cover artwork, twelve monthly transformations, the 2027 United States calendar pages, and a digital copy of the artwork with your order.

Printed format: Ledger 11 x 17 inch portrait wall calendar, wire bound with a hanging hook at the top, 14 printed pages. The twelve creative concepts are chosen by us and are not customizable. Every calendar is made to order — there is no finished stock.

You must be 18 or over to order. By ordering you confirm that:

• the details you give us are accurate;
• you have the right to supply the photograph you upload;
• the person shown in the photograph is an adult, 18 or over; and
• supplying it doesn't knowingly infringe anyone's rights.

We do not make these calendars from photographs of children. If the calendar is a gift, you're responsible for having that adult's permission to supply his photo.

Permission to make a personalized calendar is not permission for us to use anyone's photo or artwork in advertising. We ask for that separately, in writing.

You keep whatever rights you already hold in the photograph you upload.

By uploading it you give us a limited permission to copy, process, modify, store and disclose it only as needed to create your artwork, check the order before it prints, print and deliver the product, supply the digital files, investigate a support or quality issue, and remake an affected order.

That's the whole of it. We don't sell your photo as a standalone image, and we won't publish your photo or the artwork made from it in advertising, on social media or in promotional material without your separate permission.

The result depends partly on the photo. It should clearly show his face, be reasonably sharp and well lit, show the face unobstructed, and be taken front-on or close to it. A normal phone photo is fine.

We may not be able to get the intended result from a photo that's very low resolution, heavily compressed or filtered, obscured, or tightly cropped.

We personalize using the photograph exactly as supplied. We don't re-shoot, source or substitute an image for you. Side-on shots, sunglasses, hats or masks, group photos, and faces that are tiny or heavily shadowed all reduce how recognizable the finished artwork is.

If you send a photo like that, we'll produce the order using it and the result may reflect those limits. We don't refund only because the result didn't meet an expectation where the cause was an unsuitable source photo. That doesn't affect a remedy you're legally owed — including a product that's defective, incomplete, materially different from what you ordered, or never arrives.

Hell of a Man transformations are deliberately stylised and funny. They change body proportions, clothing, pose, setting and occupation styling. They are fictional personalized artwork. They are not evidence of anyone's real physique, occupation, qualifications, employment or endorsement, and they are not photographs of real events.

The goal is recognizable and entertaining, not a literal reproduction. An exact reproduction of a face, expression, pose or body can't be guaranteed, and results vary between images and between orders.

Before an order goes to print we review the images and regenerate any that miss the mark, and we check for missing, blank or corrupted pages, broken framing and wrong page order. You see one free preview image before you buy; you don't separately sign off each of the thirteen final images.

Creative variation is not an explanation for a material defect. It doesn't cover a major facial error, an unrecognizable subject, a missing or duplicated month, a corrupted image, the wrong product or quantity, or printing and binding faults. Those are covered by our Refund & Quality Policy.

Orders are made specifically for you and artwork creation can begin soon after payment is authorized. If you spot a mistake, email us immediately — if artwork creation hasn't started we can usually fix it. Once artwork, print preparation or printing has started, a change may not be possible.

Production starting does not remove any cancellation or refund right you have for merchandise we haven't shipped yet. See our Shipping & Production Policy.

Before you submit an order, check his first name, the photo, the quantity, your email address, and the full delivery address including apartment number, state and ZIP code. We aren't responsible for extra costs caused only by incorrect details you supplied.

Prices are shown in US dollars. Sales tax, where it applies, is calculated and shown at checkout. Payment is handled by our payment provider — we don't receive or store your full card number. Your order is confirmed when payment is successfully authorized.

Every calendar is produced in response to an individual order. We use specialist image, printing and fulfillment providers, and individual providers may change over time. We stay your point of contact for the purchase.

The digital pack included with your order comes with a personal, non-exclusive license: download it, keep it, share it with family and friends, post it on your own social accounts.

Unless we agree in writing, it may not be resold, commercially licensed, reproduced as competing merchandise, or used in a way suggesting we endorse something. Download links are time-limited, so save your files promptly.

We keep all rights in the HELL OF A MAN name, logos, calendar templates, layout and graphic design, website content, slogans and product concepts. Buying a calendar doesn't transfer any of them. We make no claim about the copyright status of artwork produced with automated image generation.

Nothing you have no right to use, nothing that infringes copyright or privacy, nothing unlawful or sexually explicit, nothing intended to unlawfully impersonate someone, and nothing intended to harass, threaten or exploit another person.

We may refuse or cancel an order that creates a legal, safety or operational concern. If we cancel after payment for a reason unrelated to your conduct, we refund you.

If you believe a photo of you has been used without your permission, email contact@hellofaman.com with "unauthorized image" in the subject line. We'll investigate and delete the material where appropriate.

Personal information and uploaded photos are handled as described in our Privacy Policy, which forms part of these terms.

Personalized products generally aren't eligible for change-of-mind returns because they can't be resold. Nothing here removes a right or remedy that applies to your purchase and can't lawfully be excluded — including for products that are defective, materially different from what you ordered, incomplete or undelivered.

We don't pay for, write, edit, suppress or condition reviews, and we don't offer incentives for positive ones.

Example calendars shown on this website that weren't made for a real named customer are demonstrations of the product — not customer testimonials or verified purchase evidence.

To the extent the law allows, we're not liable for loss arising only from incorrect details you supplied, your unauthorized use of someone's photo, misuse of the product after delivery, failure to collect a parcel, or delays outside our reasonable control.

Nothing in this section excludes liability that can't lawfully be excluded, and nothing in it limits a remedy you're owed for a defective, non-conforming or undelivered product.

You're responsible for claims arising from knowingly supplying a photo you had no right to use. That doesn't make you responsible for loss caused by our own unlawful conduct, negligence, or failure to meet an obligation we can't exclude.

We're not responsible for delay caused by events outside our reasonable control, and we resume as soon as we reasonably can. This doesn't affect your right to a refund for merchandise we haven't shipped.

We may update these terms. The version that applies to your purchase is the version published when you placed the order. We don't apply changes retroactively to completed orders.

Questions about these terms: contact@hellofaman.com.